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"Getting a salad from McDonalds is like getting vitamins from a crackhouse, it just doesn't work." -A friend
Submitted by: [Blood Moon Wolf]


"Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast!?" - My wrist band
[MadHatress]

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"Getting a salad from McDonalds is like getting vitamins from a crackhouse, it just doesn't work." -Friend of mine

"Cry me a river so I can build you a bridge to get the heck over it!" -My brother (how nice of him)
[Blood Moon Wolf]

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

[White Wolf]

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Bullshit. All american, prime cut, grade A, tenderized bullshit. - George Carlin

Old People are like zombies, you've gotta blow their freakin heads off. - Me.

All he needed were two shots of whisky and he was all over him like a fly on a piece of very seductive manure. - me, again.

~[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

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Once again, you manage to snatch defeat right away from the open jaws of victory....

YOu come from nothing, you ended up with nothing, so what did you lose? NOTHING!
  - Eric Idle, Life of Brian

Life is like a box of chocolates. Always in there the flavours you DONT want.

[Ringbearer]

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'I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now'
[nevan]

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"Death rides hard in battle, and its sword is sharp. Borne swifter on the wings of hate, it cares not whom it slays." - Unknown
[DragonicTunes]

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"You better get unsick fucking ricky tic" Jamie Fox, JarHead
[Elf_Person]

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Voting:

831) Who's quote pwns the rest? (No administrator)

Number of voters: 21
a) "Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast!?" - My wrist band [MadHatress]
Number of votes: 2 (10%) Voters: [Phantomhive], [Sonya Blue]

b) "Getting a salad from McDonalds is like getting vitamins from a crackhouse, it just doesn't work." -Friend of mine [Blood Moon Wolf]
Number of votes: 10 (48%) Voters: [Looni Commanda], [Neo the black cat], [Commandaaah], [Blood Moon Wolf], [Sky Chord], [$cutie kim$], [Dr. Carlisle's Esme Kitty], [youth of the born one], [POP goes the cork screw], [Noble]

c) "Cry me a river so I can build you a bridge to get the heck over it!" -My brother (how nice of him) [Blood Moon Wolf]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

d) All he needed were two shots of whisky and he was all over him like a fly on a piece of very seductive manure. - me, again. [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

e) Once again, you manage to snatch defeat right away from the open jaws of victory...[Ringbearer]
Number of votes: 2 (10%) Voters: [Ringbearer], [chugnut]

f) I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now'[nevan]
Number of votes: 2 (10%) Voters: [Orochimaru], [nevan]

g) "Death rides hard in battle, and its sword is sharp. Borne swifter on the wings of hate, it cares not whom it slays." - Unknown [DragonicTunes]
Number of votes: 5 (24%) Voters: [MadHatress], [DragonicTunes], [Eyes of the Reaper], [My Sky's The Limit], [KikyouPuppy]

h) "You better get unsick fucking ricky tic" Jamie Fox, JarHead [Elf_Person]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)